australiansanta:

omg imagine if we pronounced ‘ok’ as ock

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internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

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fairie-floss: aloelita: rosy xo ☆ q’d, more like this here ☆

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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cluelehs: la-luna-del-mar: ☼♡

claydols:

i want my tombstone to say “am i dead? bitch i might be”

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dismorphoph0bic: dismorphoph0bic: I have so many people ask me what a tattoo of the moon could possibly mean to me and it angers me so much. In 2 years I have gone from being the happiest person I have ever known, to somebody that felt unworthy of living, and I’m almost back to that happy girl again. Change. Everything changes. Family, friends, hobbies, interests, priorities, feelings. Everything. My parents went from being the light of my life, to the reason why I despised myself, and now I can’t go a day without telling them I love them. Whilst they aren’t always in my view, and they are constantly changing, they always end up they way they were in the beginning. So I could get this whole paragraph tattooed on my leg or I could get the phases of the moon. My tattoo is a reminder, it’s my sense of comfort, it’s my surety that in the end, everything will be okay. So far I have, and will continue to, follow every person that reblogs this. I love you guys so much.
crazyflux: I’m following back EVERYONE!