May 2013
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
heartless:
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
peanutbuttarunna:
a-fucking-creeper:
mareeps:
they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
lampsarepeopletoo:
lampsarepeopletoo:
wow never eat 6 brownies in a row because your mind gets fudged up
GET IT? FUDGED UP? BECAUSE FUDGE IS IN BROWNIES? HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IS SO MUCH COMEDY IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA please love me
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
missmurderkins:
victoriayny:
balphesian:
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ohmypheels:
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
the-chubby-nerd:
I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
